Unabomber Unasex Hoodie


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In the ongoing, world-wide quest for Who Wore It Best in Hoodies, Theodore J. Kaczynski can’t be ignored. While we may not support the Unabomber’s actions, or his miserable performance record, we do believe anyone who needs the US Government’s finest sketch artist flown in to capture the look must be recognized. This sketch captures the awesome fashion sense displayed both in Ted’s choice of a Hoodie, and in the Estrada-esque sunglasses choice. All this from a guy who hadn’t been seen for 20 years!? Someone subscribed to Vogue!

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for spending decades in your minimalist Montana cabin. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. But if you do need to take it off, take it off very slowly… carefully look underneath each area before you pull it off, to make sure there isn’t some kind of switch, or wires, or a square-volt battery. In fact, for greatest chance of survival, never remove by way of the head or face, but remove article in the direction exactly opposite that of the face.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

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